💩 "Pumpin 💩A'int Easy"
Porta Pottys & Waste Disposal — Weddings, Events, Commercial & RV Pump-Outs. Serving Rio Vista, TX and surrounding communities.
Serving Rio Vista & surrounding Texas communities
What We Do
Our Services
Weddings & Special Events
Make your big day seamless. We deliver, set up, and service clean units so your guests are comfortable from start to finish.
Private & Commercial
Construction sites, private property, long-term rentals — we handle the logistics so you can focus on the work.
RV Pump-Outs
On-site RV waste removal done right. Fast, clean, and professional — wherever you are parked.
24-Hour Emergency Service
When you need it NOW, we show up. Day or night, weekends and holidays — Texi_can is always on call.
Flexible Pricing
Daily, weekly, and monthly rental options to fit any budget and timeline. Call for a fast, no-hassle quote.
Public Rate Sheet Available
Our full pricing is posted — no guessing, no runaround.
Why Choose Us
The Texi_can Difference
Family Owned & Operated
James and Kim Underwood built this business from the ground up. You deal with the owners — not a call center.
On-Time, Every Time
We show up when we say we will. No excuses, no runaround — just reliable service you can count on.
24-Hour Emergency Service
Emergencies don't wait for business hours. Neither do we. Call anytime — we'll be there.
Weddings to Worksites
From elegant outdoor weddings to rugged construction sites — we have the right unit for every job.
Two Locations
Main location in Rio Vista, TX and a satellite site in Hico, TX — covering more of Central Texas.
Flexible Rental Terms
Daily, weekly, or monthly — we work around your schedule and budget, not the other way around.
Need It NOW?
We offer 24-Hour Emergency Service — day or night, weekends and holidays. Don't wait. Call us right now.
We Don't Take Ourselves Too Seriously
Texas-Sized Promises
The 'Gold Standard' Seat
So clean you might invite your mother-in-law to use it! (Okay, that's a stretch, but it's *seriously* clean.)
Rapid Relief Promise
Order placed at 9 AM? We'll have a pristine can delivered and serviced before your construction crew finishes their coffee break. (Slight exaggeration, but we're fast.)
Odor-Nix Advantage
Our special formula will make it smell better than a spring field… and maybe even mask a cow pasture. (Results may vary.)
James Underwood's 'Personal Touch' Inspection
Owner James personally hand-polishes every knob. (Not really, he has a team, but they're *really* thorough.)
Never-Empty Promise
If you ever run out of paper, we'll probably cry. (Actually, we won't, but we'll get it fixed immediately.)
*Results may vary. Use with caution. Do not try to fly. We promise great service, not magic.*
Our Word Is Our Bond
Five Core Service Commitments
The Pristine Condition Guarantee
Rigorous sanitization process, clean environment — every single time.
On-Time Delivery & Deployment
Timely drop-offs, precise placement. We show up when we say we will.
Advanced Odor Control Technology
Industry-leading neutralizing agents keep things fresh on every job.
Dedicated Owner Oversight
Owner James Underwood directly monitors quality — you deal with the top.
The Zero-Disruption Supply Promise
Proactive monitoring, premium paper, hand sanitizer — always stocked.
Ready to Book?
Get a fast, no-hassle quote. Call, email, or fill out our contact form — we'll get back to you quickly.